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Fox News Interviews Barack Obama on Health Care

March 17th, 2010

This is pretty fascinating.

Fox News anchor Bret Baier interviews the president on the issue of health care.  Most of the time, network news anchors come off a little intimidated by the prospect of interviewing a sitting president, however, Baier seems unimpressed.  He continuously walks the line a few times and comes across disrespectful at times with his constant interrupting.  However, while most of the media is soft on Obama when it comes to all things political or otherwise, you can always count of Fox News to give a tough interview.  We all know that when the president is out of the room they will bash him and be completely unfair to him, but whenever a Fox News personality is sitting next to the man, the results are always awesome.

Watch this video.

Why I Love Sarah Palin

November 20th, 2009

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Sarah Palin, if you haven’t noticed, has been in the news a lot lately.

On account of her book being released this week, Sarah Palin has been sitting down with numerous nightly and morning news anchors to take part in softball interviews consisting of questions on topics ranging from the acrimony of the 2008 presidential campaign to Levi Johnston in Playgirl.  And with all this new found exposure, I’ve been reminded of why I love Sarah Palin to begin with.  I remember why each time I see her on television with her Kawasaki 704 glasses (retail price $450) talking about how she’s just a “regular gal,” smiling from ear to ear, I can do nothing else except do the same – I smile.  I remember why every time I see Sean Hannity’s eyes light up with boundless love and infatuation, or hear Rush Limbaugh’s heart start to go pitter-patter each time she utters such timeless catch phrases like, “you betcha!” or talks warmly about her “traditional American values,” I couldn’t be happier.  Or when Fox News anchors go out of their way to somehow wedge her name and Ronald Reagan into the same sentence, and then go even further out of their way to make sure you know they’re not actually comparing her to Reagan when they compare her to Ronald Reagan, I jump up and down like a seven year-old on Christmas morning.  The fact is, Sarah Palin might be my all-time favorite conservative politician, and she has been since the second I found out she was going to accompany John McCain on that magical presidential ticket two years ago – ever since then, I’ve been deeply and madly in love with Sarah Palin.

A recent Newsweek cover asks the question, “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Sarah?” and immediately I think, what problem? Exactly what problem are they seeing that I don’t? Sarah says she’s speaking out to help save this country – to restore it to the principles that it was founded on when guys like Washington, Jefferson and Adams were running things – and I couldn’t agree with her more.  Just think of the good that could be done for this country if the mainstream liberal media would just leave ol’ Sarah alone and let her spread her message of – ummmmm -

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I should say that I am a Democrat.  To be honest, I’d consider myself a fairly liberal guy – not crazy liberal – but solidly liberal.  So why, in light of that, would I be so full of Palin Power?  The answer is simple: there would be no faster way to destroy the nut-bag, conservative, anti-government, paranoid, tea-party movement, than to let her talk and talk and talk until she can talk no more.  The more she says, the more people realize she has approximately the same amount of depth as her 3-inch platform heels.

People like Rush Limbaugh like to say that the reason Democrats and the media like to make fun of Sarah Palin is because we are scared of her.  They believe that Sarah Palin is potentially the strongest candidate to take on Barack Obama in 2012, or at the very least, the movement’s most qualified leader to spread the message of small government and what are referred to again as “traditional American values” (AKA the overt fear of all non-white people and culture).  When the truth is, we make fun of her because she, quite simply, just isn’t real.  She’s a shamelessly crafted caricature that appeals to the lowest common denominator of American instincts.  Beyond her smile, hair-sprayed ’do, and rote recitations of Reagan platitudes, there’s absolutely nothing there.  No message – not a single original or unique idea.  Absolutely no vision for America.

A year or so ago, the media assaulted her for not knowing what the Bush Doctrine was, twelve months later, they’ve all but stopped caring.  The hard questions are gone.  The conservative women crying sexism are almost silent.  Sarah Palin has gone from a central figure of political discourse to a novelty talk show act whose entertainment value to most falls squarely in between “Jaywalking” and “Stupid Human Tricks.”

And to say any Democrat is afraid of her is to miss the point.  We love her.  We hope that the 60% or so of the American electorate change their mind and start to like her.  We hope that she runs for president and we hope she gets the nomination.  The summer that the Palin For President campaign bus rolls through town will be the summer of endless entertainment.  Suburban soccer moms will cheer as she rallies them against the evils of gay marriage and for the untapped wisdom of racial profiling – they’ll shed cheers of joy when she lectures the administration on the perils of overspending while forgetting George W. Bush’s Medicare Part D.

And I’ll cheer along with them.  Because there is no surer way to deliver 4 more years of Democratic control of the White House than to trot her and her family out on stage every night.  To give you a picture, a Sarah Palin campaign would look a little like what Dan and Rosanne Arnold would look like had either of them decided to run for president.  An updated version of an 80′s sitcom that everyone is a little embarrassed to admit they ever watched.

But today, don’t you think that is the very definition of Must See TV?

You betcha!

Citizen Drudge

October 3rd, 2009

matt_drudge_6_12_08_wr50Imagine, if you would, a world where all the pertinent news of the day could be had with one click of a mouse.  As free from corporate or political bias as could be found anywhere, there used to be a place where the purveyors of the Internet could find breaking news and special interest stories in a singular location, always up to date, always relevant.   Compared to all other news sources – NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, CNN – this source towered high above the rest with it’s up-to-the-second updates and its absolute might to influence the powerful and well connected.

For me, this was a year ago.

The Drudge Report, for as long as I can remember, had been the best and most reliable source for all things NEWS since my dial up modem first logged me on to AOL in 1999.  Throughout the Bush Administration, whenever and wherever news broke, Drudge was there – and he was there first.  Even before that, before I ever cared about the news, Drudge was breaking stories that the established and “mainstream media” were afraid to publish.  It seemed that Drudge refused to take any prisoners on either side of the political debate.  He called out George W. Bush and Dick Cheney as the Iraq War deteriorated, berated and ran embarrassing stories about John Kerry during the ’04 election.  He was there when ‘Dubya’s approval ratings fell below Richard Nixon’s and approached Harry Truman.  He was there when Hillary tried out a fake southern accent in Kentucky and perpetuated speculation that, on several occasions, John McCain’s skin cancer may have returned.  Also, he was extremely fair to Barack Obama during the election when he could have easily assailed him for his connections with Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright, or any other of the Right’s bogeymen of the day.  And even though it was claimed by both sides that he was out to defame and deface them, I never saw it.

That was then.

Since, the ’08 election Matt Drudge and the Drudge Report has quickly become the center of the universe for all things anti-Obama.  As soon as the election was over, Drudge was all over a fall in the stock market (in the middle of an economic crisis) and labeled it “Obama Anxiety.”  When ridiculous terms like Marxism, communism, and socialism were first thrown around, Drudge was all too eager to throw them up as headlines – often in red type and under a spinning siren.  The Obama bailouts of banks were assaulted while George W. Bush largely got a pass.  Also, Drudge was an instrumental part in ginning up the fervor of the incendiary town halls and the TEA parties (which were attended by “regular, everyday Americans” who were “Republicans, Democrats, and Independents” – right).  All of this leaves out Drudge’s constant validation of the “death panel” uproar while completely ignoring the facts of the health care bills in Congress, often running stories detailing the shortcomings of the Canadian and British systems – while nothing close to either system is being proposed here in the U.S.

Needless to say, up to this point, The Drudge Report and I were drifting further apart.  Why was this man leading me astray?  Why would he abandon the seemingly fair news coverage for both sides of the debate that I had grown accustomed to?  Why was he doing this?

The last straw for me came recently.  Once Chicago lost out on the Olympics it was unforgivable.  In the International Olympic Committee’s vote for which city would ultimately host the games, Chicago was unexpectedly voted out in the first round.  What came next was just short of an outright celebration.  The entire American Right simultaneously threw their hands in the air and cried out in sheer joy and the President’s failure.  How powerless he is! Obama couldn’t even bring the games to the U.S. in all his power and glory! All of the sudden everyone in the media who had made their living criticizing the left in this country became Rio de Janeiro’s biggest supporter.

And you know who lead the charge.

THE EGO HAS LANDED.   THE WORLD REJECTS OBAMA: CHICAGO OUT IN FIRST ROUND

Suddenly, the IOC constituted the will of the world and anything Obama wants and doesn’t get is immediately interpreted as a stunning display of weakness and failure.  And this wasn’t Drudge’s first overt attempt to undermine Chicago’s Olympic bid.  In the run-up to the IOC vote, Drudge injected several stories into the media cycle that painted Chicago as nothing short of a Mad Max war zone.  Most notably was the innocent bystander beaten to death by gang-bangers with railroad ties.  Drudge also repeatedly put his own labels on fishy Chicago political stories, leading them with the derogatory term “CHICAGOLAND.”  Never have I seen a “news outfit” so openly look to sabotage and embarrass their own country.

Drudge has now even made a switch in his favorite web portal motivated solely by politics and cronyism.  Instead of linking to news stories published by the non-partisan MyWay news portal, which he did for years, Drudge instead made the switch to widely documented and celebrated conservative cheerleader Andrew Beitbart.  So, now things that should be straight-up-and down news stories are sure to have their own form of spin to them, as well.

With that, me and Drudge broke up.  I’ll always love him, I’ll check in regularly, but it won’t be the same.  Maybe I was crazy.  Maybe he was always this biased and I never noticed it.  I know he was always accused of being such.  I know he’s publicly come out as a conservative and libertarian.  I know all these things.  But just knowing that there isn’t that wonderful oasis of news, free from all the influence that most other news agencies seem to cave to these days, makes me feel a little empty inside.

Random Thoughts

August 11th, 2009

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I’ve been gone for a long time.  And it’s not because I’m lazy or because I forgot about the site, it’s just because I haven’t felt all that strongly about anything as of late that warranted a half an hour to sit and write.  There’s not a whole lot going on that I can see, but there are a few quick thoughts that should at least hold me (and presumably the seven people that read this) over until my next go-around at whatever hot button tickles my fancy.  Here are some quick thoughts:

  • The Cleveland Browns: I went to the Brown and White Scrimmage on Sunday (August 9th) to check out the new look team.  Some things I took away from the practice: 1.) Both quarterbacks – Brady and DA – looked below average, but with the 51 yard TD pass on his first play, Brady has the early advantage, 2.) the WR Mohamed Massaquoi looks like a stud, and 3.) Braylon Edwards, it seems, has no desire to even try – he caught one ball and rode the bike.  It also looked like he was jawing at Derek Anderson after he neglected to throw him the ball on every play – stay tuned.
  • Politics: The far right fringe is dominating and winning the health care debate.  They’ve successfully made the Obama Health Care Plan (even though there isn’t one yet) look like the devil incarnate.  Death Panels, “communal standards,” care rationing, the elimination of Medicare and Medicaid, and euthanasia – none of which are in any bill in any committee in either house of Congress.  The Republicans that Big Pharma and the insurance companies bought during the 90′s and the Bush Administration are going all in to destroy Health Care Reform – and right now, they’re succeeding.
  • Music: Miley Cyrus’s new song “Party in the USA” rocks hard.  I don’t like her or the type of music she makes, but it’s one of those surprise songs that kind of hits you – kind of like everything Kelly Clarkson has ever released.  Love it.  Listen.
  • Music: I saw The Low Anthem in concert last Wednesday (August 5th) and really liked it.  I was disappointed they didn’t play any of their more raucous songs (“The Horizon is a Beltway,” or “Home I’ll Never Be”) but it was still a really enjoyable time – even if the crowd was a tad on the rude side.  Plus, hearing “To Ohio” played in Ohio for the first time ever was pretty memorable, too.
  • Music: Eminem is back at Mariah Carey with his new diss track “The Warning.”  It’s juvinile and stupid – and really, really awesome and hilarious.
  • Movies: I haven’t seen any.  I used to love movies and going to see them, but the stuff that’s being put out recently hasn’t gotten me up and to the theaters.  Even movies I really looked forward to like “Bruno” and “Whatever Works” couldn’t get me to the theater.  Note to self: make a more concerted effort to get to the movies in the near future.  I do want to see “The Time Traveler’s Wife,” but I’d say the chances are pretty slim of that happening.
  • Television: Big Brother, while it’s not an all time great season like Season 6, it’s still more than excellent.  For some strange reason I find myself really rooting for Jessie – and kind of Jeff – but Jessie mostly.  He’s been the most thoughtful player throughout, ironically.
  • Video Games: All of my thoughts about video games will be dated by about two years since I’ve only had my Xbox for about 6 months and I’m catching up on all the must play titles I’ve missed.  But I just finished Half Life 2, which I liked a lot (much more than BioShock) even though it was super, super easy.  It’s now time to pivot toward Mass Effect and maybe Madden 10 – I love my Xbox to death.
  • Food: Katie and I went to the restaurant Fahrenheit in Tremont for our anniversary (our 8th) and we both really liked it.  I got the Halibut and she got Cheese Ravioli.  It was a little bit pricier than our last Tremont restaurant experience ($62 in total with no drinks and an appetizer), but it was well worth it and very, very good even thouh there were literally 2 other people in the entire place with us – I guess Monday night isn’t a cool night to go out.

That’s all I can muster right now.  Hopefully, something will happen that will warrant a full post in the near future.

George W. Bush: Success?

July 21st, 2009

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Forget the economy.  Forget Katrina.  Forget his misguided positions on the environment, energy, stem cell research, and immigration.  Forget that he started a war in one country based on false pretenses, and neglected a war in another country, enabling the very enemy we aimed to destroy almost fully reconstitute themselves.  Forget that he secretly implemented a program that made law the largest breach of civil privacy since the Japanese internment during World War II.  Forget he left office poised to be ranked among the worst presidents in the nation’s history and brought the Republican Party to the brink of ruin.  Most of all, forget 9/11.

Why?

Because, at the end of the day, when the cold and sober gaze of history looks back on these times, George W. Bush will predominately be remembered for two things: 1.) he prevented a second terrorist attack after 9/11, and 2.) the degree of success to which he brought democracy to the Middle East.  A president only gets a few signature issues, and those are undoubtedly fated to be his two.  These things are facts – no matter how bad you wish they weren’t.

While those who trumpet the former president’s national security record conveniently leave out the 2,ooo pound gorilla in the room (he did preside over the largest and most catastrophic terrorist attack in American history), President Bush’s record since that day has been immaculate.  There were no dirty bombs.  No mass shootings on July 4th or Christmas Day or New Years Day.  No doomsday chemical or biological attacks.  No pipe-bombs on the streets, no runaway car-bombs, and no suicide bombers.  There were domestic scares, of course – the Anthrax letters and the DC sniper – but they were handled quickly and without unnecessary panic.  The Orwellian color-coded terror meter, which seems ridiculous now, was useful and heeded by all at the time.  And whether it was a scare tactic or not, every suburban mom and dad went out and bought duct tape, flashlights, and a battery powered radio – and that’s a good thing.  President Bush simultaneously enacted policy that that kept Americans safe while preparing us for what most thought was not only probable, but inevitable. To what extent he used the pervading climate of fear for political gain is debatable – what isn’t, is the fact that 9/11 part 2 never made its way to our shores.  And that is truly commendable.

When President Bush left office, foreign affairs looked dire.  Iraq, while improving, had been to civil war and back.  Afghanistan was tilting in the direction of a stalemate, North Korea was beginning to defy The West again after being taken off the Terrorist States list, and our relations with foreign allies were frosty at best – to say nothing of the unexpected conflict in Gaza.  Since then however, the turn-around has been drastic, and much of it is due to the current president.  Barack Obama swooped in and immediately calmed the international waters.  Obama smiled, shook hands, and speechified his way to eased tensioned and mutual understandings.  Without accomplishing much concretely, much was accomplished.  The uneasiness subsided.

However, there are things going on now internationally that cannot be attributed to Barack Obama – and these things are much more important.  American soldiers are now pulling out of Iraqi cities, and although this will more than likely be attributed to President Obama in the history books, it must be remembered that it was a deadline negotiated and set by the Bush administration.  In addition, amidst a troop increase and the bloodiest month seen as of yet in Afghanistan, the Afghan people are poised to hold their second free and fair elections on August 20th.  This, along with the prospect of Iraq holding it’s own second national election in March of next year, shows a promising and incredible display of democracy in places few thought it would ever exist.

But the most staggering sign of the spread of democracy in the Middle East is more current, more incredible, and surprising that nobody is giving it proper attribution.

The recent protests in Iran, by all indications, show a population of young, motivated citizens speaking out and demonstrating against their totalitarian dictatorship.  With the ever present threat of execution floating overhead, Iranians are taking to the streets and demanding their election process be fair and transparent, and that their current president be deposed.

Iran sits directly in between Iraq and Afghanistan.  With real elections being held on both sides – albeit, each being reached in an ugly, and maybe dishonest way – can it be then extrapolated that the winds of democracy are spreading across the boarders and into Iran?  That the Iranian protests are directly related to our actions in Iraq and Afghanistan?  Can it be assumed that once the Iranian people saw their neighbors casting ballots and electing government officials of their own choosing, they finally believed that they could have the same – or better yet, that they deserved it?  Can we really believe that the timing of the largest display of defiance to the Iranian theocracy in 30 years is really just a coincidence?  That it just happens to come once their neighbors are finally taking part in government and getting honest results?  Can we, with all intellectual honesty, believe that?

And if we can agree that we can’t, isn’t this exactly the vision George W. Bush laid out after 9/11?  Could his dream, thought to be naive and laughable only 6 or 7 years ago, really be showing signs of becoming a reality?

One day there will be a free Iran.  Then what?  Saudi Arabia?  Syria?  Could the seeds planted by George W. Bush really lead to a peaceful and more stable Middle East in 50 or 100 years?  If that hypothetical eventually materializes, invading Iraq and Afghanistan will become the linchpin to what will no doubt be touted as the greatest political and humanitarian achievement since the defeat of the Nazi’s.

When it’s all said and done, like Truman before him, could the presidency of George W. Bush really be considered a magnificent achievement?

Could George W. Bush turn out to be a success?

Five Truths That Aren’t True Yet…But Will Be

June 19th, 2009

I’ve often found myself being able to predict world events or cool cultural happenings before they actually occur.  When these things come to pass, I invariably try to convince people that I knew that they were going to happen, but no one believes me.  So, the following will be me attempting to make some pretty bold and significant (okay, not really) predictions about things that will eventually happen, or perceptions that have not yet taken hold, but eventually will.  Whether or not I actually think these things will really happen myself isn’t important.  Think about them.  Do you agree?

5.) iPhones Aren’t Cool.

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iPhones used to be cool, I know.  They used to be the new hot gadget that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan just had to have. What about now?  The iPhone 3.0 (“3G S” is the official name, apparently) has just hit stores to pretty ho-hum buzz among all those who aren’t Mac fanboys.  The iPhone problem is this: while it’s cool now to have a touch-screen phone, it won’t be for long.  The trend among consumers is bending heavily toward data input: texting, Twittering, and Internet browsing.  Flat out, the iPhone does not do these things well.  Don’t argue with me about web browsing – great OS impossible typing, I have the Touch.  While there will always be power users who will pimp the apparent ease of the iPhone keyboard, the truth is that it’s just really difficult to maneuver.  This is why Blackberry’s have actually gotten more popular in comparison to the iPhone in recent months.  If you’re a serious person over the age of 16 who doesn’t want to be “cool” or “hip” or find where you parked your car with the flick of your index finger, you get a Blackberry.  You know it’s true.  Physical keyboard > Virtual keyboard.  Apple needs to implement a slide out keypad to stay relevant with people without tight black T-shirts and RayBan’s.  If you look hard enough, I’m sure there’s an app that will tell you that – only $3.99.

4.)  The Browns Will Be Better Than Expected.

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Just watch.  There’s nothing else to say.  Mangini is a “coach.”  A real coach with real ideas and real football intellect.  Eventually I’ll write up a real preview to the season with predictions, but until then, expect better than 5 wins.

….for real.

3.) Transformers 2 Will Suck.

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The first Transformers was really good, I’ll admit it.  It was so good, I think people forget its faults – which were many.  This wasn’t Citizen Kane, guys.  Nor was it Die Hard.  Expectations for so many were so low going in, no one could be anything else but surprised by how good it was.  Remember, Michael Bay is still the director – a guy that fails spectacularly when the pressure is on – I’ll only cite Pearl Harbor and Bad Boys II as immediate examples (The Island, too).  While most people who liked the first will most likely be happy with the second, more explosions, more robots, and more Megan Fox doesn’t necessarily equal a better movie.  Better story equals a better movie, which will eventually translate to more dollars – somebody let Jerry Bruckheimer in on that secret stat because early word shows that he probably doesn’t.

2.) The Republican Party Will Rise Again.

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Okay, this isn’t such a stretch.  But, a recent Gallup poll showed the single largest group of Americans identified themselves as “conservatives.”  The Republican party is pathetic right now, we all see that.  Michael Steel is a buffoon and there are no leaders since John McCain is basically disqualified after such a decisive presidential loss.  I don’t know who is going to step up (or maybe I do?), but it has to be someone.  A message will have to resonate eventually, and when it does, the president will have some real work to do since he’s had no real opposition thus far.  Lower taxes and smaller government has a real audience and I think most people, regardless of party affiliation, like that message – it’s up to a real talented politician (not so fast – take one step back Sarah Palin) to step up and make that case effectively.  If they don’t, Democrats will enjoy another 60 year majority until we get another Ronald Reagan.  And even if you hate him, you have to admit, talents like his don’t come around too often.  If they can be effective though, that will lead me into my number one truth that isn’t true yet, which is…

1.) Barack Obama Will Be A One-Term President.

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In the interest of full disclosure, I don’t think this is actually going to happen.  For that matter, I’m not entirely convinced the Republicans will find their way out of the wet paper bag they’re trapped in now, either.  I think there is no one out there with the clout or gravitas to challenge Obama in the next election.  But I need to be bold.  The health care debate is getting pretty cloudy and public support is fading faster than it did in 1993.  If the administration is handed a loss of that magnitude in the battle for a health care overhaul, all bets are off.  Immigration is off the table.  A new electricity grid is off the table.  Latitude on Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan is off the table.  Obama has really spent a significant amount of political capital – we’re already beginning to see a push back in respect to amount of big issues he is trying to take on all at one time.  If anyone can do it, it’s him.  But if he fails, 2012 will be a circus – and don’t be surprised if the president finds himself in early retirement in Chicago when the dust settles.

Oh yeah, and the economy.

Hillary Clinton: M.I.A.

June 17th, 2009

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Where is Hillary Clinton?

Once thought to be ruthlessly cutthroat and Machiavellian in the pursuit of advancing her career, she is now strangely absent from the political stage amid some of the largest international crises we’ve seen in recent memory.

The Iranian people are rioting in the streets demanding a true and fair election, North Korea continues to defy the world by trying to reconstitute their nuclear program while their “Dear Leader” fades in health and attempts to pass power to his son, the Iraq troop withdrawal is underway, and we are starting a major reinvestment in the security of Afghanistan – to say nothing of the changing dynamics of our relationship with Israel and the hostility that surrounds that country.

During all of this, the nation’s top diplomat (other than the president) is almost nowhere to be found.  Drudge ran a pretty low-blow picture today of Secretary Clinton looking into the distance at Obama giving a speech with the subtitle “What Could Have Been.”  Also, she has apparently just enjoyed a dinner with eight of her living Secretary of State predecessors.  Great.

While I’m sure she has made statements or given small press conferences, she should be standing behind the president when he addresses the Iran issue.  She should be in the room making statements in the Oval Office with the president when news breaks.  Her positions are important – not only as an advisor to the president, but to the American people.  That’s what the Secretary of State does.  Now, I may have a misguided view of what the position is supposed to be doing (images of Colin Powell wagging a glass vile in front of the U.N. like Dikembe Mutombo immediately comes to mind), but it seems like it should be Mrs. Clinton’s job to address at least some of these issues – especially the events in Iran – and in a high profile way.  Even if we use a Swiss ambassador as opposed to direct communications with Iran, I would think there is something she could do to reassure he international community.

I think this is one more instance of a larger problem starting to permeate the administration: President Obama is not just a rock star, he thinks that he is a rock star (and likes it).  It’s what those lampooned Britney Spears ads hinted at durnig the election.  Whether that is truth or perception, we may never know.  But, it’s either this apparent need of visibility and celebrity, or the calamity that was Secretary Geithner (also M.I.A.) in the first few months of his presidency that has made Obama gun shy on the prospect of letting his cabinet members take center stage on some of these major issues.

But Hillary Clinton isn’t Timothy Geithner.  She is great in front of a crowd (I suppose that depends on your political persuasion), and is very capable of handling the press or giving a big speech.  The reason you have Hillary Clinton as the Secretary of State (aside from preventing a Jimmy Carter/Ted Kennedy-type primary embarrassment) is because there is nobody more knowledgeable or capable for that particular position.  There is no reason to have her there if you don’t use her.  And I have a feeling she may not be very happy with her current role.

Note to the president: You don’t have to do everything yourself.  More importantly, you don’t have to be the only Democrat on television.  As I pointed out earlier this year, you are everywhere.  It would do some good for you to post up in the Oval Office for a while and delegate some of the appearances with the media to your subordinates.  That’s why they work for you.  That’s why you have a cabinet.

That’s called an administration.

UPDATE: I saw Hillary on the news last night in a press conference commenting on the Iran elections, so obviously she read this.  Also, she apparently broke her elbow yesterday.  Way to get in there, champ.

GOP Presidential Dark Horse: Haley Barbour

June 8th, 2009

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I sat down to write a light and funny post, I really did.  I was thinking maybe something about Heidi and Spencer (has anyone else been watching I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Outta Here!?).  But then I watched the news.  After that happened, I wanted to write about the how ridiculous the news has gotten and how there isn’t really “news” anymore – there’s Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann and Sean Hannity and Rachael Maddow.  Opinion.  But that’s boring and has been done to death.  So, instead of writing about something that would be less boring than media analysis, I instead opted for something much, much more boring: namely, the Republican side of the 2012 presidential race.

At this point, the race is wide open.  And it’s filled with all the usual Republican “stars:” Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich (still?) and Sarah Palin.  Then, there are the second tier candidates that have the ambition, but may be lacking in star power or charisma – these types include Bobby Jindal, Tim Pawlenty, Charlie Crist, and Eric Cantor.  Basically, the entire Republican Party will be running; hell, just check out the Wikipedia page.

Now, does anyone envision any of those names being able to beat Barack Obama come 2012?  Mitt Romney!?  Can you even begin to envision a President Gingrich (oh, God).  Now admittedly, there is a lot of time for things to go wrong for the president before the race begins (and Democrats have turned screwing things up into an art form).  But just in personal popularity (much different from political popularity) and sheer charisma, most if not all Republicans are at an immediate disadvantage against Barack Obama.  Not to mention his best and strongest advantage: he’s the president and they’re not.

When in doubt and underdogs, Republicans always play to the lowest common denominator of American politics: pit “real, hard-working, plain-speakin’ Americans” against the “Washington Elites.”  It worked twice for George W. Bush, and it’s the driving force behind the appeal of Sarah Palin.  But Palin can’t get elected in a general election.  She’s already too polarizing – garnering strong support from a quickly shrinking voting demographic while failing to capture a significant amount of women.  So, what candidate can compete?  What candidate can be plain spoken without being caricature, competent enough without seeming elitist, and experienced enough without being yesterday’s news (that yesterday’s news thing is about you, Newt)?

The answer: Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour.  Most don’t know him now, but you will.  What Barbour has, which no other Republican in the race can match, is appeal.  He’s genial, funny, and relatable - he never comes across crass or harsh like so many Republicans do now since Rush has taken over.  Barbour also possesses strong “Southern cred.”  The Obama/Biden ticket was the first presidential ticket to be elected without a Southern male on it since Eisenhower defeated Adlai freaking Stevenson.  This matters.  Southerners never really accepted John McCain (for more than one reason) – there’s a reason politicians can sometimes be heard donning a fake southern accent when they campaign south of the Mason-Dixon.  Obama tried to court these voters – I guess this was enough.

Adding to Barbour’s case is his strong conservative cred – that has gotten actual results.  He took over a state budget in big trouble and balanced it in two years (due in part to drastic cuts in social programs) – tell me that argument won’t play today.  He is also known for his fast and decisive action in dealing with Hurricane Katrina.  An issue, I think, that could be useful in separating him from the Bush Legacy – because if you think for one second George W. Bush won’t be mentioned or brought up as a 2012 boogieman, think again.  The economy’s not getting better any time soon.  Barbour can also claim credit for passing some of the nation’s toughest anti-abortion legislation, which may be all he needs to consolidate a rabid national base.  Something, again, John McCain lacked.

Lastly, he’s pragmatic.  Having once been a lobbyist, Barbour has frequently worked with the opposition without compromising his principles (even if he has raised taxes in some instances) by calling frequently for special legislative sessions to hammer important bills through.  He is so respected by some on the other side of the aisle, that Barbour even received some pretty key Democratic endorsements while running for re-election.

He’s not without criticism, however.  I won’t go into that now because as everyone knows, any time a Republican does something questionable, it can be found covered in great detail pretty much anywhere on the Internet.

My point is simple: this guy has it.  Sadly, he probably won’t get nominated – he may not even run.  But just as many didn’t expect Barack Obama to get nominated, let alone elected, don’t be surprised if this guy comes out of nowhere.  He’s not a rockstar, but if the republicans want to win they can’t try to out-rockstar Barack Obama – you have to out-folksie him.  This guy can do it.  If nothing else, he’ll be a player.  If he ran, that would be one ENTERTAINING race.

But still, if I had to put money on it, Mitt Romney will probably be the nominee.  Probably.

Everyone, meet Governor Haley Barbour:

Obama, Cheney, and the Terror Debate

May 21st, 2009

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Lately, the hot-button issue in politics has been the contentious debate as to whether or not the detention center in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba should be closed as it is scheduled to be (by Obama executive order) by next January.  Aside from the pretty standard political theater seen on cable news and on the floors of Congress, the debate was no more dramatically on display than this afternoon when President Obama and former Vice President Dick Cheney went directly at each other in a pair of speeches given at about the same time.  Now, I’m not going to go into the speeches in detail because after watching about 30 minutes of Laura Ingrahm filling in for Bill O’Reilly, and Kieth Olbermann delivering yet another Special Comment, I believe that the subject has already been covered pretty much ad nauseam.  What I will look at briefly is the strategy taken up by the former Vice President, and my general lack of understanding of the position held by conservatives in respect to the issue of laws, terror, and “torture.”

Tonight, Liz Cheney told Sean Hannity that her father was acting out of a “moral obligation” when speaking out on the subject of terror today – and in essence, speaking out against the sitting president.  The same guy who condemned democrats in congress for questioning then President Bush when he was outed by the New York Times and other publications for his abuse of powers.  The same guy who said America should be speaking with a single voice, and that those who dissented were spewing the talking points of, and aiding the terrorists – basically calling democrats treasonous.  He is doing the same thing.  He is doing the exact thing he condemned.

What does he think his latest “moral obligation” aids?  Is it American safety?  Well no, he doesn’t (and technically never did) have the authority to dictate and steer American policy; and the republicans are in no position to take this speech as marching orders and mount an organized effort of opposition to the president. Does he believe he is aiding the the Republican Party?  Can’t be that either, as he is the single most hated political figure in modern American history – a fact that is still valid despite the recent news that his approval ratings have risen slightly recently (a similar bump enjoyed by President Bush in the same time frame who remains in Texas – out of the public eye).  So, his new found visibility can do nothing but hurt the GOP’s cause.  Is he aiding in the repair of the Bush legacy?  I don’t think so.  President Bush is doing the smartest thing to rehabilitate his image by showing deference to the new president – these speeches and appearances on the Sunday talk shows make Cheney look small and powerless.

The answer to who Dick Cheney is serving is simple: it’s Dick Cheney.  Every politician, no matter how much they say to the contrary, is intensely conscious of their own legacy.  Given no post-office pump-up, Dick Cheney would go down as one of the worst VP’s in American history (and he knows it).  This is nothing more and nothing less than a desperate attempt to boost his own personal popularity using one of the only issues that that the GOP can still make a coherent argument on: we keep America safe, they don’t.  An argument soundly rejected by the American people at the polls last November.

The second thing that confounds me is the strategy.  No matter if you agree with it or not, waterboarding and all the other tactics carefully termed by the media as “harsh interrogation techniques” are now, and generally have always been, legally defined as torture.  That’s the law.  After 9/11 it was circumvented through the infamous Patriot Act and judges who rendered misguided legal opinions.  But before 9/11 and now, it is the law.  This was understood by countless international laws and treaties.  So, any arguments about the effectiveness of these techniques or the necessity of them are moot: they’re illegal.  More importantly they’re defined as torture in the publics’ collective consciousness – so why does the GOP argue IN FAVOR of something most say they find morally repugnant?  Republicans don’t quibble about definitions, they say it worked.  They don’t argue about whether or not these techniques are humane or safe, they say they were warranted so don’t ask questions.  Furthermore, people that dare to question have a “pre-9/11 mentality” – which implies that they are callous to the deaths of 3,000+ American lives and are inviting, if not yearning for, another attack.  Again, they are traitors.

This ridiculous argument and general mindset are best laid out by my favorite screenwriter Aaron Sorkin in an infinitely melodramatic, and endlessly exciting, famous monologue by Jack Nicholson.  We’ve all seen this clip.  Listen to the argument.  Listen to the argument he is trying to make.

John Adams said that we are a nation of laws, not a nation of men – and there is also the age old axiom that “the ends justify the means.”  Most people, I believe, agree with the former.  Dick Cheney is the embodiment of the latter.  What former Vice President Cheney is engaging in is a strategy for his own ostracizing historically as well as the continued weakening of the Republican Party.  It’s a losing strategy.

Another historical quote that applies here is this famous line from Benjamin Franklin: “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”  This was jotted down in preparation for a speech on February 17th, 1775.

Today, on May 21st, 2009 – through the merits of Franklin’s quote alone – Dick Cheney deserves neither liberty nor safety.  But because we are at our fundamental core a nation of laws, he is entitled to, and will receive, both.

5 People Who Should Just Go Away

May 6th, 2009

I watch the news and check all my websites several times a day, and I seem to find that there are several people who are constantly in the news who I find hard to believe anyone cares about.  The fact that either nobody cares about these people, or that they’re in the news so much that everybody has to be sick of them, has led me to compile this list of people who I think should please, please just go away.

Honorable Mention – President Barack Obama

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Mr. President, I really like you.  You’re doing a fantastic job.  The economy is turning around.  You’ve taken steps to right our reputation in the world.  And you’re doing more to address the BIG issues in this country than any recent president has even attempted to do.

But three prime time press conferences in the first100 days?  An appearance on the Tonight Show?  Constant speeches and announcements, a hostage crisis, swine flu pandemic, a handful of foreign trips, lunch trips to local DC businesses with the VP, and no end of media exposure in sight?  You’re approval ratings are sky high – but seriously – you may want to start keeping a low profile.  It may be a good thing but, YOU’RE EVERYWHERE.

5. Carrie Prejean

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This is the Miss California who decided to follow her beautiful, bigoted heart on national TV in the Miss Teen USA tournament (or some goofy beauty pageant like that) by coming out against gay marriage in the question and answer segment of the show.  Now, she’s decided to be a spokeswoman for the “protection of traditional marriage.”  And then, admitted in an interview that she wished she were more educated about the issue of civil unions.  Somewhere in there was a little controversy about her breast implants.  Then just when we thought she was gone, pseudo-topless pictures of her surface and suddenly everybody cares about her again.  Carrie, you’re cute – but you’re a stone-cold idiot.  Please, for your own sake, just disappear.

4. Paul Krugman

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You are constantly on MSNBC complaining about the Obama economic plan.  You are constantly in the New York Times complaining about the Obama economic plan.  You are constantly being talked about on Fox News about how you are constantly on MSNBC and in the New York Times complaining about the Obama economic plan.  You have a blog, too.  We get it – you’re the liberal with the guts to question the presdient.  It’s a noble undertaking – but it’s getting a little grating.  Please, take a break and go polish your Nobel Prize.

3.   Kevin Garnett

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Ooh, you’re so intense.  Look at how you stare down opposing players, drop F-bombs during live broadcasts, and scream dramatically to the heavens as your team barely scrapes by the lowly Chicago Bulls.  The Celtics are going NOWHERE.  Oh yeah, and you’re hurt and out for the rest of the playoffs.  Single handedly, you are the most annoying modern sports personality.  You made one of your teammates cry, bro!  I will say this however: I can’t wait to see your face when the Magic eliminate your Celts.  And that will mark the first time I will ever enjoy anything you have ever done.  Ever.

2.  Joe The Plumber

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It’s amazing that he’s still around.  It really is.  Joe the Plumber is a real-life, walking, talking, bona-fide joke.  How can a guy that represents less than roughly 10% of the country still be relevant?  Oh that’s right, he isn’t – and he never was.  Hey Sam, you’re a disgrace to this country, and maybe more importantly, a disgrace to my great state of Ohio.  You don’t speak for us or anybody, really.  Especially, not after you just advocated that it was okay for people to use the term “queer” in reference to gay people.  Or after you said that you wouldn’t let any said “queers” around your kids.  Great.  You are the piece of chewed gum I step on crossing the street that gets stuck to the bottom of my shoe and falls off before I even notice.  You represent the worst of this country – go away.

1. Brett Favre

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I cannot take one more Sportscenter, NFL Live, Baseball Tonight, or NBA Fastbreak that leads with the story that Brett Favre text messaged a friend who told Chris Mortensen that Brett might have hired a personal trainer.  You can play for as long as you want, but for godssakes please just decide and get it over with.  And when you finally decide to retire, stay at home and don’t come back.  Enjoy it.  You’re 40 years old, a millionaire, and freaking retired.  Spare me all your sobbing and crushing internal conflict.  The “will he or won’t he?” drama really looses its effect when most Americans would kill for a part-time job that pays $12 an hour, yet you can’t decide if you want to suit up and play a game for one more year for $12 million.